Thursday, January 31, 2008

have you ever noticed?

If you combine Hilary and Bill Clinton's faces, you end up with Bill Maher's
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blast from the past, president steeze.

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Isn't stalking just romantic comedy behavior, but with an ugly dude?

I know who I'm voting for

seperated at birth

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this is what I am

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Mitt Romney is really something

Looks like Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama are not the only presidential candidates with a strong appeal to urban African American Youths:

holy hell!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Here it is, my monster post. New Years.

gigglesten and summer wiley.

summer camron

Fried Pickles

Welcome to the south.

The four of us had so much fun on this swing. Notice the girl in the back. We made them wait for seriously like a half an hour. Whatever, they were to young to appreciate the simple joys of swinging on a big bench.

Danny was pretty worn out by breakfast.

I like this picture.

Hmmm. Guess who's sleeping.

Matt Lowe was there.


1361 reunion. This may be the best picture of Danny ever taken.

Brothers. Danny smushface.

Party Zach.

Jesus was there too. Jesus Christ. King of Kings.


Seeing Adam happy is like watching a puppy being born.

Wiley was having the most fun. He got into a fight with the bartender. "He's not going to fight me!" he exclaimed, "He's a fucking pussy!". Wiley then demanded that I steal something before leaving, I tried to take the cue ball, but was told that they needed it to play. Wiley left with several glasses, which he hoped would somehow damage the employee who had snubbed him.

The most animated Brian has ever been. Seriously. Ever.

Peter Tosh was there.

Wiley was drinking beers in the street, when we reminded him that there were police around he screamed, "ITS NEW YEARS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO? ARREST ME?!?!?!" he then threw his bottle at a brick building, breaking it. (the bottle, not the building).

Adam had to take a break. Wiley lost all control of his limbs. He made us carry him to the bathroom, he threatened to break Danny's nose. See for details.

TWO BRIANS!!!!!! Do mine eyes deceive me?

Chilling. By the sign.

Danny asked me to take a picture of him laying down in the hall. Here you see the terrible consequences.

A little dan dan "oops" upskirt action.

Having the time of his life! :)

Brian has so much dignity, that's the only way something like this works. Dignity. He slept for 500 miles of our 560 mile drive. Doing his best Danny impression I suppose

The three amigos x 2= the 6 amigos

The three amigos!

We videotaped the whole thing, and released it to the public.

We danced all night. We went native.

Me Danny and Brian at Taylor's birthday party. (check out danny's tan!)

Friday, January 18, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

this is a website.

I think its just pictures taken outside of nickelback concerts.


if you haven't yet, go to youtube and search michael cera Derek. I also have it linked on the previous blog page, it's really funny.

Workingman's Blues

2008 Ben gets shit done. I've written 6 articles in the past two days at bleacherreport. They're all pretty baseball-centric, so I don't expect anyone to be interested particularly. I'm involved in several feuds online.

Advice from author Eric Spitznagel (whose interview I am currently editing at work).

When your boss is over 60 and tells you that at your age he was either fucking or beating his meat, you leave that profession forever, no matter what it is."

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

many thanks to brian middleton for this post, which he titled, "Matt Lowe?"

"Adolf Frederick (Swedish: Adolf Fredrik) (14 May 1710 – 12 February 1771) was King of Sweden from 1751 until his death."

'The king died of digestion problems on February 12, 1771 after having consumed a meal consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers and champagne, which was topped off with 14 servings of his favourite dessert: semla served in a bowl of hot milk. He is thus remembered by Swedish school children as "the king who ate himself to death." '

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I love you Sterling

Dennis Kucinich

I found these on the interweb.

Get a load of this asshole!




what an asshole.

We should reall spend more time talking about this.

What a fucking asshole!

“If you want to believe that you and your family came from apes, that’s fine. I’ll accept that,” he said Friday. “I just don’t happen to think that I did.”

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A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.

It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations—from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.