that song's just about Eminem's poor decisions as a chef.
he never meant to give her those mushrooms, because he was basting some wonderful criminis with an orange reduction ragout that would have just blown her mind.
the mushrooms didn't go well with the wine of the evening (red)she was repulsed, sitting in the corner cryingit's his fault
he didn't mean to bring her to his world- the world of french haute cuisine
i mean, even if her coochie was in her dad's mouth, that is no reason to ruin a meal by eating half of the fucking ingredients! maybe if she had only eaten half the bag and left the other half for em to work his magic with in the kitchen...
i'm trying to turn this into the new michael ian black post. lets talk about this song enough to have hundreds of comments.
this is my new facebook.
Also Eminem.While we're on the subject. If you really want us to be excited for your culinary delicacies, do you really need to tell us about the part where Dave was taking a crap? Honestly, that's just gross
i think YOU'RE taking a crap dude
I'm with Wiley, I love that Adam and Wiley and I have been having these long conversations on the blog.Frankly, I don't see why I need to ever interact with people in real life again
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