Tuesday, September 22, 2009

PLEASE

don't die


I'm sorry

pleeeeeeeease

http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/mushrooms.jpg

12 comments:

Adam said...

that song's just about Eminem's poor decisions as a chef.

ben said...

he never meant to give her those mushrooms, because he was basting some wonderful criminis with an orange reduction ragout that would have just blown her mind.

Wiley said...

enough

Adam said...

the mushrooms didn't go well with the wine of the evening (red)

she was repulsed, sitting in the corner crying

it's his fault

ben said...

hahahahahaa

ben said...

he didn't mean to bring her to his world- the world of french haute cuisine

Wiley said...

i mean, even if her coochie was in her dad's mouth, that is no reason to ruin a meal by eating half of the fucking ingredients! maybe if she had only eaten half the bag and left the other half for em to work his magic with in the kitchen...

Wiley said...

i'm trying to turn this into the new michael ian black post. lets talk about this song enough to have hundreds of comments.

Wiley said...

this is my new facebook.

Adam said...

Also Eminem.

While we're on the subject. If you really want us to be excited for your culinary delicacies, do you really need to tell us about the part where Dave was taking a crap?

Honestly, that's just gross

ben said...

i think YOU'RE taking a crap dude

ben said...

I'm with Wiley, I love that Adam and Wiley and I have been having these long conversations on the blog.

Frankly, I don't see why I need to ever interact with people in real life again