Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

young eugene levy


happy holidays

worth reading

intro to Richard Dawkins's new book

"Imagine that you are a teacher of Roman history and the Latin language, anxious to impart your enthusiasm for the ancient world- for the elegiacs of Ovid and the odes of Horace, the sinewy economy of Latin grammar as exhibited in the oratory of Cicero, the strategic niceties of the Punis Wars, the generalship of Julius Ceasar, and the voluptious excesses of the later emperors. That's a big undertaking, and it takes time, concentration, dedication. Yet you find your precious time continually preyed upon, and your class's attention distracted, by a baying pack of ignoramuses who with strong political and especially financial support, scurry about tirelessly attempting to persuade your unfortunate pupils that the Romans never existed. There never was a Roman Empire. The entire world came into existence only just beyond living memory. Spanish, Italian, French, Portugese: all these langauges and their constituent dialects sprang spontaneously and separately into being and owe nothing to any predecessor such as Latin. Instead of devoting your full attention to the noble vocation of classical scholar and teacher, you are forced to divert your time and energy to a reargaurd defense of the proposition that the Romans existed at all: a defense against an exhibition of ignorant prejudice that would make you weep if you weren't too busy fighting it.

If my fantasy of the Latin teacher seems too wayward, here's a more realistic example. Imagine you are a teacher of more recent history, and your lessons on twentieth cetnruy Europe are boycotted, heckled, or otherwise disrupted by well-organized, well-financed, and politically muscular groups of Holocaust-deniers. Unlike my hypothetical Rome deniers, Holocaust deniers really exist. They are vocal, superficially plausible, and adept at seeming learned. They are supported by the president of at least one currently powerful staTe, and they include at least one bishop of the ROman Catholic Church. Imagine that, as a teacher of European history, you are continually faced with belligernet demands to "teach the controversay" and to give "equal time" to the "alternative theory" that the Holocaust never happened but was invented by a bunch of Zionist fabricators. Fashionably relativist intellectuals chime in to insist that there is no absolute truth: whether the Holocuast happened is a matter of personal belief; all points of view are equally valid and should be equally "respected".

The plight of many science teachers today is not less dire. When they attempt to expound the central and guiding principle of biology; when they honestly place the living world in its historical context- which means evolutionl when they explore and explain the very nature of life itself, they are harried and stymied, hassled and bullied, even threatened with the loss of their jobs...

Richard Dawkins (taken from Free Inquiry magazine, December 2009)


Friday, December 25, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


oh. my. god.

The story takes place at East Great Falls High, ten years after the first American Pie movie. The new protagonists of this movie are three brand new hapless virgins: Rob (Bug Hall), Nathan (Kevin M. Horton) and Lube (Brandon Hardesty). One night Rob accidentally sets fire to the school library, and finds the bible, Mr. Levenstein's (Eugene Levy) creation. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined. The book had incomplete advice, and embarks them on a helpless journey to lose their virginity. After trying and failing for most of the time, they pledge to restore the book, and to do this, they must find the original author of the book (Levenstein) and all the other people who wrote on the book, and start the restoration.

The film was said to be the most similar to the original trilogy, with three new 'hapless virgins' and a copy of the original Stiffler.

drinking on the plane


I'm not sure how this keeps happening to me, but this is the 5th out of the last 6 flights I've been on where I've gotten to drink for free.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

more on econ

ugh, I'm trying to plan my first lesson (definition, scarcity and opportunity cost), and already I'm at a brick wall.

The main takeaway from lesson 1 is the idea of scarcity - which i am to teach is the fundamental problem that economics addresses. But wait! Is scarcity the number one problem that economics addresses, or is scarcity a product of our economic system!? oh man I hate this.

somebody please teach this class for me. thanks.

I'm gonna get fired!

being told I need to teach econ

is like being told that you are starring in a play. Opening night is in two weeks, you need to write your own lines, and they need to match up perfectly with everyone else's (which you cannot see)

Friday, December 18, 2009

my top albums of the year

6. tUnE-yArDs - BiRd-BrAiNs

5. Loudon Wainwright III - high wide and handsome


4. Vetiver - Tight Knit

3. Raekwon - only built for Cuban Linx...Pt. II

2. Dirty Projectors - Bitte Orca

1. Green Day - Dookie


Thursday, December 10, 2009

I wanna blog like Kevin

New Matt Taibbi article

"The point is that an economic team made up exclusively of callous millionaire-assholes has absolutely zero interest in reforming the gamed system that made them rich in the first place."

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Hey Now! Hank Kingsley


been watching a lot of this while working over the past couple of days. It's great, but you do need to get into the characters, for a bit before you really start to love it.


Kevin James, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade and Rob Schnieder are making a film together.

They are five best friends who for whatever reason have not seem one another since Middle School, its a tale about aging and friendship, new families and old.

I'm not sure if I just don't care about it all, or if it makes me sad.

didju know?


When Ben Franklin invented the lightning rod, clergy on both sides of the Atlantic proclaimed it to be an insult to God, who, as we all know, uses lightning to punish sinners. Pastors said that the dreaded "iron points" would allow criminals to escape heavenly justice. When The north east was rocked by earthquakes during the mid-late 18th century, the church took this as proof (not unlike Katrina) that God was punishing the New Englanders for thwarting his will by erecting lightning rods all over their towns.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Economics and Me

So the administration at San Rafael decided, with no new information, and with only 8 days left in the semester, that they don't want student teachers running a class of English Language Learners, so I'm going to be teaching econ instead.

I have a number of concerns with this.

1. I have never, at any point, taken any class on economics, and my knowledge of the subject comes mainly from the newspaper and what I have read in my own time. That's all well and good, but it hardly helps me with things like the supply and demand curve

2.My conception of economics is diametrically opposed to the conception of economics that is taught as fact in public high schools.
The California Standards say : Students will Understand the role of a free market economy in establishing and securing personal liberty...

this is an issue, as I believe that the statement "free market economy establishes and secures personal liberty" is, at best a lie, and at worst, a malicious lie.

3. I am going to be teaching second semester seniors (very different from first semester juniors), who have literally never met me or heard of me and who have no idea that they will have a new teacher for the second semester.


i wasn't going to watch it

until A--m mentioned that he liked it. But Zombieland was great pulpy fun. I recommend it heartily.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

I want to see this movie

Star Trek

I planned on putting this on to have some background stuff to pay attention to while I copied some notes i have taken into one big notebook. After the first 30 seconds, I was unable to do anything but sit and watch, which is exceptionally rare for me.

Holy shit. What an awesome fucking movie.

I never watched star trek growing up, in fact I don't think I have ever watched more than a few minutes of any episode of the television show, and the only movie I ever saw was the one with the Borg. Matt and I saw it in the theater. But this was just about the best thing ever.


film: Collision

this is a documentary that's getting a lot of press between Christopher Hitchens and fundamentalist pastor Douglas Wilson. The content is fairly good, but the filming and directing is nauseatingly awful. I mean this literally, not figuratively, the intentionally shakiness of the hand held camera, the zooms in and out, and the bizarre out of focus shots made watching it a physically unpleasant experience.

As might be expected, Hitchens easily wins the day, something I feel comfortably saying despite my bias, as all of the religious sites I investigated (belief.net for example), conceded that Hitchens won the day.

Worth listening to, but don't try to watch unless fortified with a strong stomach.


AH- filmmaker is Darren Doane. He is a fundamentalist christian who has directed music videos for Blink182, AFI, and BuckCherry! There you go!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

so there's gonna be a big roommate change

I'll miss Brian

but i still have Julie


and danny


and I look forward to welcoming back Billy


a tweet by Questlove

questlove puttin my $ where my rep is (rashida is daring me) Parks/Recreation is the Wu Tang of comedy. an ensemble cast of which all the cast shines.

2 new books

that have been quite well reviewed have come out recently about Eastern Europe in 1989. I'm fascinated often by the retrospective obviousness of history, the quote (I cannot remember to who it is attributable), is that 'all revolutions seem impossible until they occur, at which point they become inevitable".

I was thinking about this today because I'm reading some essays of Bertrand Russell's from the late 1940's. Russell was talking about the future of the "global anarchy" between the forces of Russian totalitarian 'communism' and American capitalism, and the how this conflict would, in short order, lead inexorably to the end of life on earth as we knew it.

Not that this renders prediction useless, we can learn a great deal from the exercise of prediction even if the predicted results have no bearing on actual events, but it struck me as a reminder of how dramatically unpredictable events can change the course of history.

Friday, December 4, 2009

John Oliver

interviewed a Swiss official in the most recent daily show, it wasn't particularly funny, but he got a little gnarly with the whole "neutral on Hitler thing"...check it out umm, about 7.5 minutes in I think.

youtube comments on Ron Isley's contagious

feat. R Kelly.

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I think Art 's Garfunkel's voice

sounds better now than it did 40 years ago. Or at least I can't get enough of that sort of wispy, almost hoarse quality it has taken on in his middle age


embedding is blocked for some reason

i was at Borders today

and I skimmed through Tracey Morgan's "I am the new black". I didn't have time to read too much, but I did notice frequent instances of the word "pussy", and that he called Chris Kattan a "faggot", so you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be back for more


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Book Review (sorta)

Anatomy of Fascism.


Robert Paxton

If I ever go to Berkeley to get a degree in History, this guy can teach me!

I decided to read this to prepare for some lessons I will be teaching in the spring on Fascism in Europe between the wars. Specifically, i wanted to make sure I could explain as best as possible why Fascism and Socialism might appeal to different citizens at the same time.

Fascism is fascinating in that, out of all of the "isms", its the only one that appeared in the 20th century, additionally, it had never occurred to radical political theorists that a mass movement could be rightist. For seventy years, marxist, socialist and anarchist groups had monopolized the issues of class resentment and workers' anger, this all changed after the Great War.

As Paxton writes, "Fascists rejected the view that economic forces are the prime movers of history", instead relying on a burgeoning nationalism and xenophobia born of the resentment of what was seen as an unfair peace at the end of the first world war. Russia was never a workers' state, Trotsky wrote that Socialism had moved forward on the path of least resistance, i.e., as Czarist Russia was least capable of stopping socialist revolution, it was in Czarist Russia that the first socialist revolution took place. Socialist internationalists had long promoted the ideas of class solidarity, Fascistic politicians relied instead on middle class fear and resentment. They used that classic political trick, to make those who have little fear encroachment from those who have nothing, the same trick used by the right in the United States to make the working poor fear immigration, socialism, and black presidents.

Also interesting were the links between Fascism and Socialism, often thought of as diametrically opposed political philosophies, many Fascists had been under the influence of socialism before the war, Fascism was not so much a movement of the right as it was a movement opposed to centrism and leftism, sort of allying itself with conservatism because centrists and leftists wanted no part of it. But a surprising number of Fascists wanted the same sort of nationalization and well, socialization that the communists did, the key difference (beyond the pomp and militarism), was nationalism versus internationalism. Many early fascists were socialists but for the fact that they desired the supremacy of there own nation over the freedom of the workers of the world.

Resentment caused by the loss of empire stirred a nascent nationalism in the citizens of Germany, Austria, and Hungary (whose territories were often more than halved), and Italy (who lost know territory, but also gained none). Paxton remarks on this, "Italy, exceptionally, had belonged to the victorious alliance, but it had failed to achieve tha national expansion that the Italian nationalists who led Italy into the war had counted on. The victory was, in their eyes a vittoria mutilata.".

As a materialist, I agree only to some small extent with the notion that nationalism can be stronger than class, but only in that nationalism can SEEM to exert a stronger influence. In actuality, I believe that this sort of nationalism is an aftereffect of economic discrepancy.

Paxton goes on to discuss the possibility of some sort of fascist or neo-fascist movement arising today, including in the United States. He makes the point that any such movement will be defined not by the traditional memes of Fascism, but by patriotic ones. e.g. in the US, a neo-fascist movement will have as its symbols the stars and stripes and the Bald Eagle, and will be marked by pledges of allegiance, etc.

Obviously the notion of the American Right as fascist has become a cliche, but it is instructive to note how many of the traits of fascistic society are common the the neo-conservative movement.

Paxton defines Fascism on the final page of his book as,

"a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with a community decline, humilation, or victim-hood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence, and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion".

Tuesday, December 1, 2009